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Friday, 7 January 2011

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Thousands of Liverpool fans have spoken up for their beleaguered manager in the face of his likely sacking.

One fan said; 'Roy has done his best over the short period he's been here and I think he deserves more time, after all it's not like were just outside the relegation zone is it?'

Another fan said: 'Roy should stay. He's the best thing since the square wheel in my opinion.' Others have spoken up for Hodgson including the world famous Scouse singer Sonia who said; 'In my opinion it's Roy who has kept us up this year, otherwise we could have been playing the likes of Scunthorpe FC.'

Even the legendary Kevin Keegan spoke up today to say; 'Roy should walk now because there will soon be a vacancy at Chelsea.'

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