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Friday, 7 January 2011

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'Too hot Sepp'

Sepp Blatter has finally listened to the thousands of requests made by ginger freckled people the world over and changed the date of the 2022 World Cup.

Qatar can be 50 degrees Celsius in the shade and that's far too hot for most of us let alone the palest of the pale. However Sepp did say he was not prepared to relocate the tournament after allegedly having already accounted for the sweetener he received last year from the Sheik of Qatar.

On hearing the original news of the location 2022 Cup many voiced their concerns about the country and date. One fan said; 'I'll never keep ma beer cold in that heat and anyway can ya even drink out there?'

Other fans publically voiced opinions about Qatar's stance on gay people, saying that if gays were not allowed in to Qatar who would the German far right fans have to beat up during the tournament.

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