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Wednesday, 17 September 2003

Whilst many people are bemoaning the loss of several of England's finest thugs after their arrests in several Greek islands over the past few weeks, Arsene Wenger has kindly offered the services of his back 4 players to take up the role.

"The greatest thing," Mr Wenger told us in interview, "is that I can loan you the defenders of your choice and I can refuse that I ever saw any of it. I will laugh into my weetabix."

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