The NFL is sending a press release out to all Detroit media outlets, trying to clear up a misunderstanding Sunday between Lions' center Dominic Raiola as he spoke to fans before entering the tunnel after Detroit's 6th win in the last 428 games.
"While the Youtube videos of the incident seem to show Raiola yelling 'suck my d-ck' to fans, an unedited version of the clip makes it clear that he was saying 'Merry Christmas'," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.
"Yes. That's exactly what I said," said Raiola, rolling his eyes. "I wished him Merry Christmas. And told him that his Christmas present from the Detroit Lions was in my urethra, and he'd need to suck it out, because it was stuck."