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Tuesday, 21 December 2010

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Brett's Brain Scan

NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, who has drawn criticism for his handling of the Brett Farve "Sexting" scandal, issued a prepared statement which exonerated the beleaguered quarterback who suffered yet another concussion in last nights frigid battle between the Vikings and Bears.

In typical attorney couched language, Goodell said that after examining the photos, purportedly of Farve's penis, that were sent to hottie New York Jet's side line reporter, Jenn Sterger, he accepted Brett's explanation that he was merely showing off his SuperBowl ring that inadvertently was placed on Favre's penis.

Saying that it was quite common for football players to show off their huge rings to star struck fans of both sexes, the Commissioner thanked all of the press for being so persistent in seeking resolution of this matter.

"We all wish Brett the very best," said Goodell. "Brett has distinguished himself during his career that ended last night with his concussion. Thankfully, his brain scans show nothing."

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