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Sunday, 19 December 2010

Blackburn's Norwegian ace Morten Gamst-Pederson has expressed his relief at the recent dismissal of manager Sam Allardyce.

Pederson told reporter, "I never had a issue with Sam, but it was obvious he didn't like me. He used to call me 'gay' and make me do demeaning things. This one time he made me wear a tutu in training."

The Norwegian went on to say, "Now he has gone, I no longer have to hide my personality and I am free to hide my imperfections with make-up. Who i that man to judge me. Only God and Louis Spence can judge me".

Gamst was later seen in a trendy bar in Lancashire partying with Will Young and The Chuckle Brothers.

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