This could be a problem for any knob jockeys hoping to support their team in the 2022 World Cup because in Qatar it's illegal to be gay or display any gay tendency in public.
Sepp Blatter FIFAS president said 'Leave your gayness at home you shit stabbers' when questioned about Qatar's law and naturally many are furious. 'Ooo it'll be handbags at dawn,' said one 8ft drag queen partying at The Rusty Bullet Hole club in Brighton.
Many are planning protests such as Chelsea's 'gay' head hunters who will be turning up at the first England game (assuming they make it that is) in leather peaked caps, pink thongs sporting thick black moustaches. One of them added 'I'd like to get that Sepp bloke and Blatter him round the ring!'