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Friday, 3 December 2010

Italian wildchild and wantaway Man Cty ace Mario Balotelli, has controversial plans to wear a tribute to late rapper Tupac Shakur on his Manchester City kits.

Balotelli is understood to be a massive of the ganagster scene and it is well known that he is somewhat of a rap enthusiast.

The Italian tweeted, "I guna av no. '2' shirt on dis wkend and under da 2 im guna av 'pac' writen proper small, kno wot im sayin".

He later tweeted, "R.I.P blap, blap", and "Thug life all u united p*ssy holes".

A club insider has revealed that City bosses are at a loss as to how to control the in-form striker who was recently photographed urinating on a police car.

It remains to be seen if Balotelli will feature for his club this weekend, following this incident.

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