Written by Jaggedone
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Thursday, 2 December 2010

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No hope England blow it, thanks Simon at least you infected the world with SUBO!

All the hype, celebrities, politicians and David Beckham were of no use in England's attempt to host the footie World Cup in 2018, they blew it.

The main reason was that "super presentator" of UK's popular talent shows, Simon Cowell, decided to back the bid also.

Now every person on the planet knows that the FIFA, apart from being reasonably corrupt, are a pretty serious organisation.

Simon Cowell is exactly the opposite, a giant clown.

Apart from the BBC documentary covering FIFA corruption, which was actually ignored by the FIFA, they are corrupt, have always been corrupt and will never stop being corrupt, so why get upset?

The last straw came when super talent-spotter Simon, "put his oar in"! That was too much for FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, so he gave the World Cup 2018 to Russia and just to rub desert sand in England's wounds, Quatar received the 2022 World Cup (where? Arabs have mucho, mucho dinero, England poco?).

Thanks Simon for your great assistance, next time please stick to doing your job, finding another SUBO to infect the world who represents the more "beautiful" side of the once so powerful "Mother of Football" (a very long time ago, 1066 or was it 1966? Answers please to Simon Cowell, he knows everything better!).

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