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Sunday, 28 November 2010

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"Su-Berb Bulgarian Beelzebub!"

A certain 'Bulgarian Beelzebub' who has been criticised for his phlegmatic performances since being a member of the "Theatre of Dreams" company answered all of them yesterday.

He came out with a point to prove and blasted his opponents and critics away with a stunning performance crowned by 5 superb goals.

Once a certain Mr. Andrew Cole also had such problems whilst performing at the Theatre of Dreams until he did a demolition job on Ipswich Town a long, long time ago.

These performances make legends and "Su-Berb" will go into the history books at Man Utd certainly not as a misfit. He will be remembered as a delicate, supremely talented, ingenious virtuoso and sensitive master of the art of the not so beautiful modern game of footie.

Manchester United create fantasies, their greatest being Georgie Best and the KING, Eric Cantona, without these fantasy figures Man Utd would be Chelsea or Arsenal.

Su-Berb is not quite one of the above mentioned, but if he carries on performing like yesterday, he soon will be!

Oh, a certain other enfant terriblé may have had something to do with yesterday's arrival of the 'Bulgarian Beelzebub', enfant terriblé deuxiéme, also a foreigner, Scouser Rooney.

Real Man United fans need fantasy, Harry Potter, Phantom's of the opera and these two playing together, well who knows, an Oscar or two maybe?

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