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Monday, 22 November 2010

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New York - Women everywhere got out of their seats and cheered their loudest when Richard Seymour laid Big Ben out in Sunday's Raiders and Steelers game.

"Big Ben made some rude comment about the Raiders' cheerleaders and doing what he always does with women, so I hit the son of bitch in the kisser. You disrespect women like that, well, Big Rich is going to make you pay." Richard Seymour said after the game.

Big Ben was suspended four games to start this season, a reduction of two games, for failing to follow the conduct code set by the NFL.

Roger Goodell said that he liked the fact Big Ben was changing his life around and staying out of trouble.

It isn't clear if Richard Seymour will get suspended for hitting Big Ben, but it is clear that Mr. Seymour has a lot more women fans because of his actions on Sunday.

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