SAN ANTONIO - Tony Parker is by no means the first athlete to cheat on his wife. NBA players like English football (soccer) players are sad to say notorious for their marital transgressions.
But in the case of the one who calls himself "Frenchy" he stepped way beyond the line since he had an alleged affair with the wife of one of his ex-team members.
Parker who will soon be divorced from Eva Longoria (drop the) Parker, one of the sexiest, hottest looking women around apparently hit his cabeza (head) on the court floor way too many times going in for a lay up.
His sense of reasoning was somehow lost during his trips to Europe where he and his delicious wife drifted romantically aboard multi-million dollar yachts, ate in the world's finest restaurants, and stayed in the most exquisitely luxurious hotels in the entire world.
Parker recently signed a four year, $50 million contract extension...so what more did he want?
Fellow teammate Matt "The Red Rocket" Bonner said that Parker must have eaten some croissants laden with unappreciative ingredients.
Tim Duncan, who is one of the greatest players to ever play in the NBA, said that Tony did not even 'upgrade' in his extra-marital affair.
Manu Ginobili, one of the most popular Spurs of all time, confessed that he is so mad at Tony that he told Charles "The Round Mound of Rebound" Barkley that he may not pass Tony the ball during the Spurs games.
Richard Jefferson, another Spurs player, pointed out that he cannot understand how Tony could cheat on a woman as gorgeously sexy as Eva.
He said that he could see him cheating on her if she looked like Nancy Pelosi, Ann Coulter, or even that has been Madonna, but Eva "The Perfect Ass" Longoria?...no way To-nay.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili have both talked privately to Tony and they have informed him in no uncertain terms that if they ever catch him anywhere near their wives they will both get together and kick him all the way back to France.]