LOS ANGELES - After getting off to a dismal 1-12 season the NBA Los Angeles Clippers have fired their head coach and replaced him with Mumugawi Shambutu James, who is a second cousin of LeBron James.
Coach James was the head coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers when his cousin LeBron was a team member. He was fired shortly after LeBron left to join the Miami Heat after reportedly saying that LeBron left Cleveland because he got tired of that horrible Lake Michigan smell.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I'm sure that Mumugawi really meant to say 'that horrible Lake Erie smell.']
Cavaliers spokesman Raysheen "Doggy Do" Sandfixxer said that Mumu, as he was known throughout the Cleveland-Akron region, was also reportedly let go due to his involvement in the now infamous Basketball Net Kickback Scandal.
Coach James totally denied any and all involvement saying that he has no recollection as to how in the world those 43 official NBA basketball nets ended up in his two car garage.
His attorney Myron P. Diffleberg stated that the basketball nets were planted their by a member of the Detroit Pistons organization who shall go nameless but whom he stated has the initials K.Q.Z.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: When I contacted Kendello Quinshanta Zoolander and asked him to comment he replied with a stern "No comment bro and doncha be axin' me no more funky questions ya hear me honky cracker?"]
When Coach James was asked about moving to Southern California he replied that he is really looking forward to it because he loves oranges, avocados, and loose, white, rich women like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.
In other news. Charlie Sheen says that he thinks that the rumors about him and Cloris Leachman may be totally false.