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Wednesday, 27 October 2010

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Proud Man United fan wearing his new official Man U sombrero, OLE!

Manchester United, their fans, players and staff have all been bitten by the Mexican Madness disease thanks to Chicarito, better know as Javier Hernandez.

The Rooneygate affair is long forgotten and instead of selling mushy peas with stodgy meat pies and chip butties, sales vendors around and in the "Theatre of SuenĂ³s" are now selling everything Mexicano (including Marijuana).

Sombreros, tacos, Burritos, tortillas, mucho mucho tequila, and very hot chili's are being sold like, very "hot chilis" logical!

Chicarito is setting the place alight and nobody is missing miserable Rooney and his WAG, Coleen, in fact Sir Alex is quite upset that he allowed Rooney to get one over on him!

2 goals on Sunday, and last night's finish, well dream on Rooney, sell him too Liverpool, miserable bunch.

Man United are "muy contento con Hernandez" and he's firing up the team with his hot an spicy contributions!

Only one problem: Due to the fact that United players are consuming mucho mexicano spicy dishes with plenty of beans the changing rooms have had to have an added ventilator built in, the stench is putrid!

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