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Topics: Kylie Minogue

Tuesday, 2 September 2003

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Rage software have released details of their upcoming game, "Kylie: Unleashed!". The game, set to release on X-Box, PS2 and Game Cube, stars diminutive popstrel Kylie Minogue and is said to be mostly about her arse.

Gary Corwin, game developer told us:

"The game is mostly arse-based, yes. Generally speaking the controls are fairly simple. Left makes her wobble her arse leftwards. Right makes her...well, you can guess the rest."

But Mr Corwin is not concerned about the game having limited appeal and lifespan.

"Considering the amount of press she gets about her bum, it's fair to assume that people will never tire of the game. Besides, look at the screen, man...that's some tight...work."

The game is due for release in November.

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