Jorge Posada, catcher for the New York Yankees, admitted in a recent interview that he automatically reaches and scratches his crotch without even realizing it. "I have been a catcher all of my career, and all of that getting up and down, behind the plate, has given me a horrible rash on the inside of my thighs."
He went on to say that in his early career with the Columbus Clippers, that on one occasion, he did not respond to the advances of a young school girl, and in retaliation she purchased a powder from a black magic store on North High Street, which she then sprinkled in his athletic supporter. The result was a rash which has never completely healed.
"I have tried some of the latest rash treatments and none of them work and some have been different. One was a sound system using high frequency modulations that resonated from the bone to the epidural. Is that crazy, or what.?