There were 22 players on the pitch.
And not one of them made an impact.
In a game which has always brought plenty of excitement, Blackburn and Sunderland were about as effective as the Germans during trench warfare in World War One: effectively cancelling each other out.
I was "fortunate" enough to spend 90 minutes of my life watching the match, and here are my highlights.
- Blackburn manager Sam Allardyce got a new stick of chewing gum.
- A Sunderland fan tried to fix the heating pipe, but failed epically.
- I got a good quote on cheap car insurance.
- Discovered the meaning of life, then lost it.
-Recycled last month's Sunday roast into compost.
Definitely not a game to remember ladies and gents. Both will finish mid-table. Bring on next weekend's fixtures!