It appears F1 cars will soon be racing in Russia according to the Prime Minister Vladimir 'The Impaler' Putin, who has apparently done a deal to bring the sport to the Russian people claiming he has a secret driver ready to take on the pro's.
Vlad said 'Never mind Buttonski and Webberski ve have our Russian champion Egor A Gogo. He be much faster vith his computer like reaction times and super vit body.'
The Russian racer Egor apparently trained as a Mig fighter pilot and is said to have reaction times faster than any current driver in F1.
When we asked Lewis Hamilton if he was aware of the Russian he said 'Yes, he is formidable but not unbeatable. I will soon be heading to a secret, secluded location to practise both day and night come rain or shine, racing obsolete cars such as Morris Minors' around a dilapidated track. I promise you Adrian, he will not beat me, no matter what,' said Hamilton.