Rejoice Liverpool fans. Your anguishes could soon be over, following the board accepting a new offer from an unknown investor.
The North Korean investor, Kim Jong-Un, was rewarded with his promotion recently to have a kitty of 500 million British pounds. Rather than investing it on something meaningful, he's using it for another purpose.
"I mangrove on tuning those Capital lettered pigs into true Communist apple groves!" he laughed childishly as he gave us an interview over Facebook. Unfortunately, our translator was playing up at the time, leading to a breakdown in Communications.
The son of the North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Il will venture into the business world, but wanted a fresh challenge. Something with little prospects. Where the dust in the Trophy Cabinet is as high as the pile of "Requests for Own Clothes Day" forms are in the office.
His first big move? Changing the name of the team from Liverpool to Korea FC.
South said to be very pissed off.