Written by Skoob1999
Print this

Monday, 27 September 2010

image for Rooney Dismisses 'Bottler' Keegan's Red-Top Rant
Keegan With Terry McDermott At The 1978 Grand National

Sources close to Manchester United and England striker, Wayne Rooney claim that he has largely dismissed a Sun newspaper article attributed to Kevin Keeegan, which claimed that his confidence was 'shot.'

Keegan, the former Liverpool and Hamburg player, Newcastle, Manchester City, and England manager expressed his opinion of Rooney in today's article after the striker's 61st minute substitution at Bolton on Sunday, which Mike Phelan described as 'tactical.'

"Keegan describing Wazza as 'shot' is hypocrisy of the highest order," one source told us. "Coming from the man who went into meltdown on live TV, who has bottled just about every job he ever had - including the England job, and who once got twatted with a baseball bat as he slept in his car, that's rich, that is."

Another source quipped:

"I reckon Keegan's problems date back to that fucking stupid bubble-perm he had in the seventies. It seems to have affected his brain somehow."

We here at Skoob Sports News tried to contact Kevin Keegan for his side of the story, but were told that he was unavailable, and probably talking to some plants in a greenhouse somewhere. About grouting. Or something...

More as we get it.

Make Skoob1999's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 plus 3?

9 21 20 7
25 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more