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Sunday, 26 September 2010

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MerseyDive - Gerrard's thumbs up to Sofa Scousers

Antfield: Liverpool boxing legend and 18 Yard World Diving Champion Steven 'blue-eyed-boy' Gerrard has once again failed to be shown what a complete and utter arse he is by the Liverpool biased Match of the Day Team.

After Gerrards last vicious elbow attempt , this time he directed his frustrations over Liverpools yearly poor start to the season, to on loan Man United striker Danny Welbeck. As this was only briefly shown, but never fully discussed in the post match thoughts of the Sofa Scousers, critics and viewers alike are once again stunned at the apparent lack of in depth critical analysis of Liverpools misdemeanours.

Man utd fan 'arry the ard bastard' from Salford said "'GRUNT' Ugga Wogga Bogga 'GRUNT' Ugga cheatin scouse fukka Wogga Bogga 'GRUNT'" before chasing our reporter off down Deansgate.

Time and time again on Match of the Day, any dirty tactic or any accusation of cheating or diving from liverpool players rarely get a mention and are kept out of the limelight deliberately by the the team of ex liverpool players who now officiate as pundits on the TV show.

Alan 'Donkey-EE AWW' Hansen once again wore his official Arsene Wenger 'I Didn't see it' 2 for £75 Specsaver specials and claimed to the NTNON reporter that there is no liverpool bias on the sofa.

"These glasses are great......sorry what was that, an elbow by Gerrard, nah yur jokin laddie, I think you'll find the lad probably head-buttted gerrards elbow, let's hope he's not too injured and able to carry on being the clubs official wanker"

Meanwhile the NTNON team can reveal from a BBC insiders blog that Liverpools bias is clearly evident as Mark 'shit-Jumper' and badger lookalike' Lawrenson also funnily enough didn't see the incident.

"I didn't see it either, I borrowed Hansens spare glasses. It won't matter anyway, just like in his court case where there was video evidence of thuggery by Gerrard against the DJ, Liverpool fans will still say he's the greatest midfielder in the world"
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