India has conceded defeat after all of the accusations and criticism about the general disgusting state of affairs in Delhi, the athletes complex, bridges falling apart and typical Indian disorder.
They have decided to cancel the games because any further damage to their reputation could lead to a war with Pakistan?
However, the Indian organisation committee has come up with a brilliant substitute games avoiding all human participation apart from corrupt, illegal betting (which is legal in India?!).
The games will commence with the present inhabitants of the Athletes Village participating in Cockroach and Rat races, here are the list of the most important disciplines:
The Cockroach 100 metres starring that six-legged wonder roach, Urine Gay-Bog-Bolt.
The Marathon Rat race with another world super-star, King Rattatui from Malaysia.
Another highlight will be the Indian Cockroach basketball team otherwise known as the "Delhi Sewer-Trotters" up against the English representatives called the "Black Hole of Calcutta Blood Suckers"!
Already illegal betting is taking place on who will lead the medals table and Pakistan look like hands-down winners.
They have so much experience in "bung-betting" and rat-racing, also their "Cockroach Cricket Team" is sure of a gold medal especially when they meet "bung-colleagues" England in the final!