Written by Jaggedone
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Wednesday, 8 September 2010

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Amateurs, not pros anymore, the Tartan Army cannot believe their beloved team are so bloody awful!

The once so proud Scottish footy team and its kilted Tartan Army have been booted out of the pro-Soccer world and forced back into amateur status.

The reasons are quite clear, Scotland are just bloody awful and after their dismal display against the bank-managers and tax-officers of Lichtenstein have had their professional status removed.

Scotland did actually qualify for the World Cup in the past and their 2 top teams, Celtic and Rangers were major forces in European Football, now they're all just a laughing stock and Andorra's team of mountain-goat herders are more feared.

Scotland have been forced to join the ranks of San Marino, Andorra, Lichtenstein, Malta, The Isle of Man, Greenland? etc.

The Tartan Army are devastated at the news and scenes of ginger headed fanatic Scottish pissed supporters dumping their kilts, bagpipes and tartan berets in the North Sea have been sighted, with many jumping in after!

Others have decided to switch their aligence to arch enemy England (things must be bad) and tatoos of Wayne Rooney & Coleen on the naked butts of ex Tartan Army members are the rage of the moment in Edinburgh!

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