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Tuesday, 7 September 2010

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Juicy's target area...

Revelations about Jenny Thompson - the vice girl at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - are set to shock even further.

The "tart" announced today that Rooney was just one of 14 Premier League players she had bedded.

But a source close to 21-year-old Juicy Jenny, has revealed that this is just the start.

"Jenny is a driven, ambitious girl," the source said: "She has plans to bed every Premier League player in England and Scotland. Then she plans to move to Europe and have a go at all the top flight players Italy, Spain, France and so on.

"I hear people saying it's about the money. I can assure you it's not. She's just keen to have a good hobby and do it right.

"She's a nice girl and great fun - very erudite and knowledgeable on any number of issues. Just yesterday we were discussing Kierkegaard over a quiet beer."

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