It as been reported, that Tiger Woods was recently hospitalized and released with a broken penis, in a attempt to make up for all that sex he has missed during the big, "to do" with his, now ex wife. Tiger has been burning the candle at both ends since his divorce was made offical.
Friends from the golf course have said, "Tiger has been making up for lost time, his priorties have totally been on, grudge thumping, ladies from coast to coast. We've been in the locker room with Tiger and let me tell you, he's blessed in that area. He feeds it Blondes.
According to a hospital orderly, Tiger was admitted with sever lacerations and a hook to the left to his penis. It appeared to be from over use, and penile exhaustion. Tiger told the doctor to put him back in the game, he was use to performing injured. the Doc just bent him back into shape and gave him some cream for the scratches.
His game on the course may be off, but his game in the boudoir is on.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Corner of Sunset and Vine
"One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good". ~Abe Lemmons