Written by Buck E Filbert
Print this
Topics: Tiger Woods, Penis

Friday, 27 August 2010

image for Tiger Woods Breaks His Penis
He Feeds it Dirty Blondes

It as been reported, that Tiger Woods was recently hospitalized and released with a broken penis, in a attempt to make up for all that sex he has missed during the big, "to do" with his, now ex wife. Tiger has been burning the candle at both ends since his divorce was made offical.

Friends from the golf course have said, "Tiger has been making up for lost time, his priorties have totally been on, grudge thumping, ladies from coast to coast. We've been in the locker room with Tiger and let me tell you, he's blessed in that area. He feeds it Blondes.

According to a hospital orderly, Tiger was admitted with sever lacerations and a hook to the left to his penis. It appeared to be from over use, and penile exhaustion. Tiger told the doctor to put him back in the game, he was use to performing injured. the Doc just bent him back into shape and gave him some cream for the scratches.

His game on the course may be off, but his game in the boudoir is on.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Corner of Sunset and Vine

Somewhere thinkin:

"One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good". ~Abe Lemmons

Make Buck E Filbert's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 1?

8 5 10 11
43 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more