Written by Lady Godiva

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Topics: Tiger Woods

Tuesday, 24 August 2010

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As if the scandal wasn't enough (he was only doing what many men and women do anyway) now salt is being rubbed into Tiger's open wounds.

Divorced now, with a settlement that has, to me, an unusual 'add on'. Tiger is NOT allowed to introduce future girlfriends to his children.

How many girlfriends is he expected to HAVE one wonders?

Well, one day his children will be old enough to make up their own minds.

I do hope that this is NOT a sexist move and that his ex-wife will also be 'banned' from introducing any of HER future boyfriends to their children. Seems only fair.

Time will tell, as will the papparazzi.

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