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Saturday, 14 August 2010

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Even if you throw out the rumors lately that Tiger Woods had aids, something is definitely wrong with him.

It seems that every tournament he has been in since November of last year, he has faded as the tournament got into it's third and fourth day.

Today, Saturday, he is once again falling far behind when he always seemed to get better as the game went on, with a terrific charge at the end. At the time of this writing he is in a tie for 48th place at last glance.

This is the PGA Tournament. Games he has won so easily before.

With all the news off the golf course and all the jokes and rumors aside, this is not the same player as before. All you have to do is watch his play.

Someone needs to find out if there is something physically wrong with Woods and have it seen to, but does he have any close friends?

Tiger Woods grew up with golf, golf and golf.

Now he needs to find there is more to life than playing golf.

And I'm not referring to playing with women.

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