WWE Ex-exec Linda McMahon, wife of loudmouth Vince McMahon won the Republican Party's nomination following Tuesday's primary in Connecticut.
She now plans to blaze a trail across the country doing absolutely nothing before returning to the campaign trail.
For his part Vince continued to defend his wife's senate campaign, voicing his frustration with her opponents who use older WWE programming as an example of why Linda should not be elected to the senate. Said Vince:
"They all think she fights dirty - you know - like she's gonna knee them in the crotch and jump over the ropes or sit on their faces and stuff like that. She hasn't spent over 20 million dollars on the primary for nothing, you know. We're prepared to go as high as 50 million. Hey that's just chump change for us"
Linda has challenged her Democratic rival to some 'good ole' fashioned mud-rasslin'.
"I'm gonna raise the stakes", she said. "To those people who think I can't fight - I challenge my opponent to a nude mud-wrestling bout. Winner takes all - the belt, the tiara the works. And just to be fair to the old coot I won't rub any Mama Grizzly grease over my wrinkled old booty"