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Topics: Sex, London 2012, british

Thursday, 12 August 2010

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Some Brits will do anything for a pint. Look at this idiot!

LONDON-ISTAN: Britain's national tourism agency has issued a raft of etiquette guidelines to educate its snarky, obnoxious, anti-social, abusive citizens on how to welcome "hundreds of foreign visitors" coming to London for the 2012 Summer Olympics.

Explaining the importance of the effects of a friendly welcome on the stagnant economy the agency said it was necessary not to offend visitors with the [otherwise] normally accepted loutish behavior that passes for "British civility"

While many rules deal with the necessity of personal hygiene and grooming and wearing of clean, freshly-washed underwear, paramount importance was given to the following recommendation to Brit women:

"Under no circumstances should British women offer sex in exchange for a pint on first meeting a visitor".

The chief etiquette officer suggested:

"It might be better to throw in a request for a spicy vindaloo, a lamb masala and a basket of poppadoms."

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