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Tuesday, 10 August 2010

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Canada's popular conjoined Dionne quintuplet sisters pulled off a major upset at the Canadian Open Wednesday when they defeated top-ranked sisters Serena and Venus Williams 6-1, 6-2 in a match that lasted barely 20 minutes.

The shocked Williams sisters said: "We're shocked; this defeat is shocking".

This incredible feat followed on the victory of the wildcard Canadian duo Milos Raonic (age 19) and Vasek Pospisil (age 20) who knocked World #1-2 Rafael Nadal and Novak Djokovic out of doubles contention.

Earlier in an Exhibition match titled "Battle of the Sex(agenarians), Billie Jean King defeated Bobby Riggs for the 625th time. Bobby - once again announced his 'retirement'.

Minority-govt leader PM "Stevie" Harper has decided to "declare Sunday as a national holiday to celebrate this great Canadian feat on Canadian soil"

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