Canada's popular conjoined Dionne quintuplet sisters pulled off a major upset at the Canadian Open Wednesday when they defeated top-ranked sisters Serena and Venus Williams 6-1, 6-2 in a match that lasted barely 20 minutes.
The shocked Williams sisters said: "We're shocked; this defeat is shocking".
This incredible feat followed on the victory of the wildcard Canadian duo Milos Raonic (age 19) and Vasek Pospisil (age 20) who knocked World #1-2 Rafael Nadal and Novak Djokovic out of doubles contention.
Earlier in an Exhibition match titled "Battle of the Sex(agenarians), Billie Jean King defeated Bobby Riggs for the 625th time. Bobby - once again announced his 'retirement'.
Minority-govt leader PM "Stevie" Harper has decided to "declare Sunday as a national holiday to celebrate this great Canadian feat on Canadian soil"