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Tuesday, 10 August 2010

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"God laddie, where have all the Sassenach fans gone?" They're all watching Scotland, nothing can be worse than that!

The English footy team are hoping thousands of 'Boo Boys' come to Wembley tomorrow to watch a meaningless game against a second-rate Hungarian team.

Captain Gerrard issued this surprise statement before the game:

"Please come and boo as loud as you can, especially when Rooney gets the ball?"

"Anything is better than playing in an empty stadium and after all I'm a crap England player and never perform for my country and I should expect to get booed?"

Loyal England fans were expecting to boycott the game and go and watch Scotland instead (a major punishment) but now that Steve has laid down the gauntlet and is also willing to buy the tickets??? for the "boo boys" many have changed their mind.

Fabio Capello is also calling for a mega-boo-show from the fans. He has promised to wear ear-plugs, understand only Italien and not to leave his England job because the pay is too good!

Suffering England fans will surely give Steve, Rooney and the rest a rousing show of dissatisfaction by booing their every move, but the very same fans will also be cheering their every move when they play for their clubs at the weekend.

Such is modern day football in England, full of hypocrites, over-paid under-performing players and too many foreigners (give them the blame, who else)!

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