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Monday, 16 August 2010

image for Cock up as City sign Latest Strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd spy' storm
New Strikers sit out game on Man City's bench

Eastlands - Storm brews between United and City as Mancini signs latest strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd Drive-By Spy Buy'.

With the shock announcement by Unite of more industrial action at BAA Airports during the August bank holiday weekend, Manchester City secured the services of Latest Strikers, Security Guard Karl Jones of Gatwick and Fire-fighter Keith Watson of Heathrow on £95k per week each.

Accusations flew between officials and fans of both clubs as Former United players Brian Kidd and David Platt (now on the coaching staff at Man City) were accused of being spies planted by Man Utd in setting up the deal to buy the two airport strikers instead of actual football strikers as an act of Industrial Espionage.

Buy-a-Headline City who seem to have a policy of buying anything that moves, or wants a stack of cash, moved swiftly after Manager Roberto Mancini was handed a piece of paper with their names on and the words LATEST STRIKERS WANT MORE MONEY in Big Bold Letters. City duly despatched the clubs solicitor down south and the deals were done.

Kidd said he knew nothing of the piece of paper as he sniggered uncontrollably as David Platt nudged him in a special MUTV interview later that day.

Fergie also had a dig too at Tevez and said there was 'now real competition for third placed striker at city'

Meanwhile over at the training ground, Mancini knew nothing of the pairs previous employment and said that both fit alongside the rest of the strikers at City, useless, slow, greedy and shit.

New number 9, Karl Jones from Gatwick told a NTNON reporter "These facking norverners, mappets mate, mappets. 100k a week, I don't care it it pisses it darn up 'ear, yer can even fackin piss on me for an 'our n 'alf once a week for 100k. Fack Me."

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