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Topics: Tiger Woods, Golf

Tuesday, 27 July 2010

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Although everyone has noticed that the post November 2009 Tiger Woods has not been the same on the golf course, they have put it down to all his troubles off the golf course.

"I think it's more than that", stated one Source. "I can't believe Elin Woods didn't catch on to Tiger seeing all those women over the years. So what happened to cause that explosion last Thanksgiving?"

The Source told reporters that he was anxious that Tiger had mentioned to Elin the results of his latest physical.

Of course, with all the headlines and with Elin now asking for one half ($750 million) of their assets, that's enough to take anyone's mind off their game.

"Of course he has a lot on his mind, but he has always been able to put that aside while playing golf", stated the Source.

"But the key thing that you have to notice is that Tiger never makes a charge at the leaders much anymore. It's like he looses his energy on day three and four, where he once zoomed right past everyone."

IF Tiger does have aids or is HIV positive from his wanderings, maybe he should do a Magic Johnson and simply tell everyone?

Embarrassing? Not to someone who is now paid to do commercials for Dr. Scholl's Foot Powder and Acme Hemorrhoid cream.

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