Written by Monkey Woods
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Monday, 19 July 2010

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An Arsenal fan shows Henry which way to go

Thierry Henry, the former Arsenal striker who, reports say, would one day "love to return to the Emirates" after he has finished his playing career, has been told he is not welcome there.

Henry, it was, whose handball incident in the World Cup play-off match with the Republic of Ireland prevented the latter from qualifying for the finals in South Africa, and he now bears the mark of a footballing leper, infected and unwanted by any club on Earth.

Apart from the New York Bulls, and who the fuck are they when they are at home?

Henry joked during an interview with BBC Radio 5 Live that he would even return to Arsenal in the capacity of 'water boy', although this suggestion brings into disrepute the noble art of fetching and carrying water bottles, something Henry, in my humble opinion, isn't fit to undertake.

After hearing Henry's comments, Gunners coach Arsene Wenger said:

"Yes, he was a star here, but now he is a cheat. We don't want him back."

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