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Monday, 12 July 2010

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Following his amazing feats at the nineteenth FIFA World Cup, Paul the Octupus has made further predictions that have astonished many observers.

The "mollusc with muscle" has now predicted that West Ham United will win the 2011 FA Cup, Real Madrid will sign baseballer Alex Rodrigues to a two year contract, David Beckham to act in his first Hollywood epic and Paris Hilton to convert to Islam.

While some of his predictions seem outlandish, most experts agree that West Ham United can never come close to winning any football title, even second division.

Paul the Octupus is rumoured to be currently predicting the winner of the next three Best Actor Awards at the Oscars in Hollywood. Brad Pitt is waiting with abated breath.

Viva Paul!!!

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