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Sunday, 11 July 2010

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Psychic "German" Octopus My Arse!

Those bloody Germans have been at it again. Not satisfied with finishing 3rd in the World Cup, hammering England 4-1, and marmalising the Argies 4-0, they wheel out a bloody psychic octopus.

What they keep rather quiet about though, is that Paul the bloody psychic octopus is an Englishman - or more correctly, an Englishcephalopod. Who was flogged to Das sausage boys dirt cheap.

For Paul, the "German" psychic octopus was born (if that's the right word) at the Sealife Centre in Weymouth. He went on to win the the Golden Octoboot, and has since signed up for Manchester City as an eight footed utility player.

Which emphatically proves that England have enjoyed a better World Cup than the Germans, because Englishman Howard Webb will play in the final. As referee. Which is further than any Germans got. Let's hope he knocks one in at the far post for Spain, because we don't much care for the Dutch either. Bloody noisy lot, they are.

As far as Skoob Sports News goes, it's a load of calamares and tentacles anyway.

More as we get it.

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