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Friday, 9 July 2010

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Toys Of Paul No Becoming Popular Everywhere!

Paul the Psychic Octopus, which has predicted six in a row now, has predicted that Spain will defeat Holland in the championship for the World Cup in Football!

There was an immediate change in the odds of bookmakers everywhere.

"You can't go against Paul", stated one bookie. "He's been right 100% so far and I'm not going against him. But some people like to throw their money away."

Always a bit of superstition goes with gambling, whether it's a certain charm, shirt or once white underwear.

Paul makes his decision known by picking one mussel over the other with the competing team's flag draped across the top.

Police are also now involved in protecting Paul, The Mystic From Weymouth.

"Several losing teams would love a shot at Paul", stated one police guard.

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