Written by Lady Godiva
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Wednesday, 7 July 2010

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This could be the end of Paul, the psychic octopus if the Germans catch him

There seems to be no end to Paul, the psychic octopus's talent. He correctly picked Spain to win the Semi-final of FIFA's World Cup against Germany - and he was spot on. Paul is now, still in hiding as he does believe his life is in danger.

His owners say that Paul feels threatened by Germans, who believe his prediction, no matter that it turned out to be correct, really did a lot to demoralize the German football team.

The German team is a superstitious team and were really down-hearted when they stepped out onto the field in South Africa today.

They DO blame Paul, the psychic octopus, for their loss and would dearly love to find him, stew him and thereafter, eat him.

Even the Vegan's on the team said they would not miss out on this meal if ever it comes to fruition.

Morrisons have a 2 for 1 sale on for adult underwear - providing it is worn over the jeans for all to see, on leaving the supermarket. Otherwise - double price must be paid for said items if you need them 'wrapping' or 'bagged'.

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