Elin Woods, foreseeing a long drawn out court case and who is now going to college to finish her psychology major, is auctioning off 25 samples of Tiger Woods' sperm.
"He wasn't particular about it before, with all the women, so I decided that after the accident last Thanksgiving, that I would set some 'insurance' aside for hard times, if you'll excuse the pun."
No one has stated when the sperm specimens will be available but Elin stated that the people at the clinic say they are all healthy.
Many golf enthusiasts will probably jump at this, according to Golf Pro-18 Hole Magazine.
"Any golfer who wants a kid to have an advantage when they start him, her in golf will has a head start", stated the article on Woods in the GP-18 Magazine. "Of course, nothing can be guaranteed except that this is the real thing."
The writer also stated that having a Tiger Woods in your bloodline might do as well if they take up other sports as Tiger is an all-around athlete.
"The only drawback is how he/she will behave off the course", laughed one golfer when asked about his thoughts on the matter.
Meanwhile, at least ten Tiger Woods girlfriends were banging their heads on the wall, mumbling "I am sooo stupid. Why didn't I think of that?"