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Sunday, 4 July 2010

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Waaaa! Where's my Mom?

Portugal - (Reuterus & Kaka Mess): Was the Portuguese football captain's baby son bred to order?

An announcement on social nitworking site Twatter! claims Ronaldo Jr, aged three weeks, is coming to live with Pop in Portugal.

And that his mystery American birth Mom has given him up for ever!

The last time a similar celeb arrangement hit the headlines was when Deborah Rowe 'married' Michael Jackson and farrowed two little Wackos for his personal custody.

Portuguese media reports this weekend said the footballer's mother Dolores and his sisters Elma and Katia will be doing all the necessary mothering.

Which leaves the handsome hunk free to continue posing starkers for magazines like Vanity Bare, modelling ridiculously tight, sperm-destroying underwear and shagging Kim Kardashian.

Prince Michael Jackson I and Prince Michael Jackson II are George Bush Senior's grandchildren.

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