The Wombles are sueing Serena Williams for attempting to take over their patch and sending them all to sleep.
It's bad enough that the Wombles are pretty "out" and nobody buys their records anymore (except Mike Batts kiddies), also the fact that once a year their patch is invaded by a bunch of morons draped in British flags queing up and praying that a Brit might actually win something (fat chance).
No, far worse than that, when the Williams show rumbles into town the Wombles just constantly fall asleep because Serena keeps on winning and it bores them stiff
"We want our exciting Wimbledon back, just like in the old days before the Williams arrived, we want Steffi Graf, Martina, Billie Jean, anybody apart from the grunting Serena, her big bum and boobs and pathetic interviews."
Well sorry Wombles, Serena is here to stay and apart from a bunch of ex-commy grunting machines there's no one out there to stop her and as for Brits, weeeeell, dream on!
Maybe Wimbledon should introduce a colour bar then the rest of the world may have chance and we could all enjoy our cucumber sandwiches, pot of strawberries and a decent ladies final once again!
Reincarnate Virgina Wade maybe?