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Saturday, 3 July 2010

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They're not so bad after all!!

The Germans have done England a massive favour by powering Maradona's "Argie Bargies" out of the World Cup.

In fact England can be quite proud of themselves, they scored twice against the Krauts, Messi & Co didn't even bother the German goalkeeper during his midday nap!

The "old enemy" has proven to be a great allie in this World Cup; they saved England from an eventual thrashing at the hands of their weakest enemies, stuffed the crap out of them and proved to the world that England are not as bad as everybody makes out.

Dankeschoen Deutschland and whilst driving your luxury BMW's , Mercedes, VW's, opening your Miele, Bosch fridges and washing your dirty washing with the same Deutsche brands say a prayer for the "old enemy"!

Then one has to ask the question "who really won the war?" and who will win the World Cup once again?

Maybe Germany are in with a massive chance, but the most important thing is the English can hold their heads up high once again, believe that they are not the worst and hope Rooney flogs his crap Ferrari and buys himself a Merc instead!

Germany the team that everybody loves to hate are now the one's to love, especially in England!!!

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