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Tuesday, 29 June 2010

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"Those stupid things were so loud we couldn't concentrate", stated Goalkeeper Robert Green yelling at the top of his lungs. "I still can't hear shit!"

That's probably a good thing because most of England's fans had some choice words for him for blowing the game against the American team, and many of them contained 'shit'.

Both teams are now home as they were both eliminated from the World Cup event this past weekend.

"I take the blame", screamed Green. "But I was rattled. Everybody knows that ending a game in a tie is like kissing your sister and who wants that? Well, maybe in that Arkansas state in America."

Robert Green then told reporters that he was leaving the English team and was through with football except for fun.

"I guess I need to begin calling it Soccer as I'm off to the Gulf of Mexico in the states as BP has hired me to stop that oil leak!"

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