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Tuesday, 29 June 2010

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England suffered a bad loss to Germany on the weekend.

Wayne Rooney has been caught having an angry nipper tantrum in the privacy of his bedroom in Merseyside, England.

The England squad returned to their country a day ago, after being thrashed 4-1 by Germany in the last 16 of the World Cup. Wayne Rooney has been quoted saying "he was played out of position."

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Rooney was reminded he did not have the best time in South Africa, scoring none and getting no assists, however he claimed it is the midfields job to score the goals and set him up for the occasional goal.

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Rooney has also hit out at the fans, presumably saying they did not support the team enough.

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