MANGAUNG-BLOEMFONTEIN, South Africa - One of music's most popular young singers flew to South Africa with his date Kim Kardashian to watch the much anticipated soccer match between Germany and England at Mangaung-Bloemfontein's beautiful Vuvuzela National Stadium.
And although young Bieber, and the not-so-young Kardashian were both rooting for England, the British National Team lost 4-1.
Justin was asked who his favorite player on the British team was. He half-smiled and said that it used to be Ashley Cole, but after he cheated on his wife Chezza Cole with half a dozen or so bloomingly ugly tarts he decided to shift his hero worship to the one-woman man Wayne Rooney.
Bieber remarked that he and Kim both enjoyed mingling with the various fans from all over the world except for the few remaining French fans.
The 16-year-old Canadian said that both he and his sweety, Kim Kardashian, who is 29, both said that the French fans were extremely rude and kept saying things like, "Give us zee StaTUE of LIB-er-TY back," "French DressING ease mush mush betTER dan Thousand IsLAND DressING," and "You Amer-i-CANS can forget about us re-PAY-ing zee loans from World War II viola."
Kim stated she did not appreciate the men from Italy making lewd, crude, and vulgar remarks about her ample ass. She said that the Italians, including the women, referred to it as everything from a gigantic ball of pasta to a small Fiat.
Kardashian was asked about the dreaded vuvuzela. She spit on the floor and said that whoever invented the vuvuzela should be arrested and neutered.
In other news. Volcanic ash from Iceland's Eyjafjallajokull volcano is still so widespread that it is now starting to affect global warming in Tucson, Arizona.