Professor Keekit Ard, from The Republic of Englander, has announced his latest invention.
"It is a football player, from this country, that can score a goal. Yes, I know that may seem impossible, but I have overcome many obstacles to achieve this historic Invention".
Asked how the breakthrough came about, Prof. Ard, said: "I took the head from a German, the torso from a Nigerian, the legs from a Mexican and the feet from an Italain sewed them together and made what you see before you, a Germelene, capable of throwing itself on the ground whilst hitting the back of the net with a back flip and handballing on the rebound".
Asked what he intended to do with his new invention, Professor Ard replied; "Sell it to Argentina"