It is learnt from our sports contributor Mr. Quick Gun Murugan that BCCI has sacked Mr. Garry Kirsten from the post of Indian Cricket coach.
It is so learnt that this shocking sacking is a result of an event witnessed by the president of Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI).
Mr. Sharad Pawar, the president of BCCI, was attending a late night last night. During the heightened phase of the hard partying, a guest threw a bottle on another guest. A waiter, with a brilliant effort of diving up in the air, caught the fast-moving-bottle and saved the guest from hitting by it.
Mr. Pawar had developed an instant feeling of love towards this young, diving waiter and immediately appointed him as the coach for Indian cricket team.
We need to wait and watch as to what Mr. Kirsten is going to do now!
PS: Gossip analysts say that Mr. Kirsten will attend the next party, not at the capacity of a national coach but as a waiter to show off his diving skills to Mr. Pawar the president.