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Thursday, 17 June 2010

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As Solid As The Next World Champions - Greece.

In a surprising development, Greece, probably the worst team ever to appear in the World Cup finals, and yesterday 1000-1 outsiders, are now 1-4 on favourites to win the competition.

The sudden shift in betting odds came in the aftermath of Greece's 2-1 victory over 10 man Nigeria in Bloemfontein, their first ever.

Initially, things looked to be going Nigeria's way as they took an early lead, but then Nobbhed got stupidly sent off for trying to rake his studs down an opponent's thigh in an off the pitch incident. At which point Nigeria suffered a complete nervous breakdown and the World Champions elect ran out 2-1 winners.

The Greeks have come a long way, considering that they are totally crap at football, proving themselves incapable of even the most basic skills. They can't pass accurately, their movement off the ball is terrible, they close their eyes when they head the ball, they can't run with it and they can't tackle.

Odds on to win the World Cup then.

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