South Africa - (Cherchez-La-Femme-Mess): As an act of terminal detumescence Sara Carbonero's live primetime "How did you manage to f*** it up, querido?" was a corker.
It has made La Carbonero the new World Cup she-devil following the balls-reaker quip to Spanish goalie boyfriend Iker Casillas.
The man looked like he'd been kicked in the nuts as his famous TV anchorwoman girlfriend waded in with the putdown.
Moments earlier the whistle had blown on Spain's 1-0 defeat by the Swiss.
The Telecinco channel anchor was the first to put the boot in, emoting the gobsmacked Spaniards' disbelief at Gelson Fernandes' goal.
Casilias struggled to keep his composure as TV cameras zoomed in for a close-up.
"That's the last time he ever lets her blow his vuvuzela!" outraged team mates hissed in the dressing room as the match postmortem began in earnest.
Sergio Ramos is 25.