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Topics: Tiger Woods

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

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He's back and he's "feeling in the groove" and the golfing groupies can't wait!

After his long "lay off" and desperate attempt to get some form? Tiger is now confident "he's really finding the groove once again."

The reason for this sudden 'upsurge' is the 'swing' in his hips is back and he's swivelling just like he used too (good news for his golfie groupies).

Another reason is his complete abstinence from "holing it in one" with beauties following him around the golf circuits.

"I really needed a break from 'Pussy' and golf and now I'm feeling hot, really f******g hot!"

Admirers of Tiger are glad to have the old "Tiger" back because many thought he'd blown it, but as they say in the golfing fraternity "a great golfer only fails when he loses his balls!"

Tiger has certainly plenty of them left and the world, his 'pussies' and last not least N*KE are really pleased about that!

Only one not so hot about his return to the "groove" is his missus, pretty understandable, but she does have him by the "balls" anyway (financially that is!).

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